I cannot believe you would call me old, I thought you loved me. Besides, Moony is the old man these days. I am still as young and sprightly as I ever was. I hope you're not putting on clothes for my sake, I'd never ask you to do such a thing - especially you Lils.
Hmm... I say if you're have to chose between the two, shaving your head is definitely going to be the better look. Though really, I think brunette might serve you better, you know since you're giving me a chance to voice my opinion on the matter.
There had better be some major cosmetic changes done when I see you next, you liars.