I'm sure under the right light, they can make you look good. Not as gorgeous as me, of course, but good nevertheless.
Well, the Daily Prophet isn't publishing yet, the WWN is down, the Quibbler is gone. The other options were a political magazine that would have asked a lot of questions that we do not want to answer or Playwitch and I'd rather not pose naked. I've always been rather private when it comes to my dick.
When you are a hero, you have no private life or right of privacy. I'm giving you a series of answers especially dealing with the school and Al's young age. We'd like you to remain Headmaster after the article is published. I'll make sure to go through the article before it's published to make sure that there is nothing damaging.