"Ah yes, cushioning charms, I don't know why I was so careless to forget those." Sirius commented dryly and smirked at Lily. "Well we all have to fall from a broom from a great height at some point in our lives, I can finally mark that off my list. You two had better get on that if you want to do it before you're too old and brittle to recover the way I have."
Sirius arched an eyebrow at the pair of them as they watched him sit down. "Look, I know I'm gorgeous, but really - you two are married, or practically - keep your looks of lust to yourselves. I wouldn't want Jamie or Regulus to get upset that I can manage to steal you both away just by sitting down."
He chuckled when Lily continued and nodded. "See, he's just luring you into a false sense of security, and as soon as you're on your feet again he's going to hex you."