"Yes, you aren't the only one. Plenty of people don't like it, which is why Dad makes plenty of money," he said, laughing. "I really can't imagine a much more interesting class, though."
Patrick nodded. It made sense. "I guess you're right, and you can always start a new trend at the Quibbler with less... creative stories."
He pretended to think. "I don't know. They can be pretty thorough. They would search all your family and friends, find the book. It would be really so inconvenient. You'll have to write nicely about me and avoid the problem all together."