Re: James/Percy
James chuckled. "Just being a thoughtful and loving nephew, helping out an uncle who's getting old, and possibly having memory problems."
He sighed when he learnt where Aunt Audrey was. "Stephen and Regulus are creating a potion to help with the effect from Dementor exposure. We'll get her out and she'll get better. Lucy and Molly are doing fine; I'm keeping an eye on them, and neither thinks that you jumped ship. Uncle George came back to life, he's twenty-two and...wild. Uncle Charlie is playing with his dragons. Uncle Bill is his usual. Victoire and Rose both got married. Aunt Hermione is running our government, while Uncle Ron is fortunately too busy to complain about their annulment. Alex and Hugo are doing fine, too. We lost Louis in the attack, and Mum, too." He knew that none of that was important, but Uncle Percy should know about the family.
James grinned even if his uncle couldn't see it. "Thanks, and I make an awesome politician. I'm so good looking that if I forget what to say, I can just smile at them and they won't remember what we were talking about it. You might want to listen to the wireless tomorrow. It should be fun."