Drama queen. If we're going into who is cheating on who, I'm not the one with a child bride. I was hardly expecting your house-elf to wake me up with coffee which meant it had to be one of the Hufflepuffs and I think only Ben would dare come into my part of the tent.
My arse looks fantastic in them and you're part-giant. I'd send you a photo but the wife (or your father) wouldn't approve.