"There is nothing wrong with using proper language, even when you're exhausted," Baron said, defending his House as a whole even if he was an atypical Ravenclaw. "And aren't you magnanimous, you big brave Gryffindors."
Baron just blinked at his father, trying but not succeeding in hiding his horror. "They're not exactly my type, Dad. What with the not having breasts and all," he said, keeping his face as straight as possible. He just barely kept from proclaiming that he wasn't a fag, because he knew that would not go over well. At all.
"So I'm just going to have to be best friends with my right hand for awhile."