Notes: Fred & George to Callum and Charlie Who: George, Callum, Charlie Where: the camp When: 20 Aug 2025 Rating/Warnings: Summary: Fred and George send the happy couple a few brochures.
Chazzy baby,
Sorry about the other night. We didn't realize the dragons were so sensitive. Poor little blighters, especially now that you've gone and replaced them in your heart with someone new. In light of this new relationship you have decided to embark upon, we have taken it upon ourselves to draft up a little booklet on how to survive a bad breakup. We think you'll like it.
Much love, Gred and Forge
(Enclosed: A hand-drawn comic booklet, with little illustrations of Charlie and the dragons. Each one is accompanied by a tip. It is titled 101 Ways To Break Up With Dragons and Avoid Becoming a Human Torch.)
Callie,
Do you mind if we call you Callie? Course you don't. We didn't get to meet properly the other night, so consider this your official welcome into the family. Now, we've known Charlie a smidgen longer than you have, despite our being dead for twenty years in Fred's case and a month in mine, so we've decided our gift to you will be tips on how to handle someone of Chaz's persuasions. Make sure you take notes, there will be a test at Vic's wedding, which you are now invited to on account of being Charlie's wife.
Smooches, Gred and Forge Weasley
(Enclosed: A brochure similar to the one to Charlie, with illustrations that move of Charlie and Cal in compromising positions, and the dragons looking on jealously. It is titled 101 Ways To Keep Your Man From Straying (With Dragons, Women or any other Magical Beast))