Re: Patrick/Cassandra
"I always look handsome," he answered with a smirk. "It's one of the advantages of being gay. You spend enough time half naked to know when people want you. On the other hand, straight men always lie to get laid."
Patrick snorted. "I'd offer to pretend to be your Prince Charming for the night, but I'm afraid no one would believe me. Actually no, I'm sure there's a few who'd think that being gay was a faze and I've finally seen reason."