"What, have I got something on my face besides the usual spectacle?"
Eileen presented Fred with her best sneer and turned her head to the side, all the best to demonstrate the Spectacle in question. She faced him once more after a pause, looking as formidable as ever... except that twitch in the corners of her mouth.
"Inviting me to meet the family, are you? Innit a bit too early for that?"