Al sighed. He supposed he had Bellatrix Lestrange to thank for filling the history books as well as Dad's mind with the particular association of insanity linked to crime.
He reached out and rested his hand on Dad's shoulder.
"If my life ever requires committing murder in the future, I will try my best to make it thoroughly planned out, highly-rational, and severely sane endeavour," he stated. "In the unlikely case of being caught in an illegal act, I will also strive not to get captured by the authorities due to a birthday present."