"Oh god, are you kidding me?" he said, laughing. "If these are the handouts, I want to move there, and never come out again."
"We've gone out twice, and she's been here twice. That hardly qualifies for a lot of time, and she's eighteen and a virgin," he said without blinking. "I'd never marry a virgin, so you're definitely getting your hopes up too soon. That doesn't even take into the account that she's a prude, with little ambition past getting married and as much as I like her, she needs to learn about our world a little more before I'd even consider it."
Stephen snorted. "I shall do that. James is better company anyway."