James snuggled up to Sirius, smiling at the reactions they were getting. He hadn't started it for that, but it was just too funny to see two grown men being scared of sex. "I think we're scaring them with the talk of fucking. Poor babies would never do such things." He kissed Sirius' jaw. "Us either, at least in public, although Eros has become a lot more fun with you."
He raised his head so he could look at the other two, and this time, he couldn't resist. "Awww, you're so adorable. We should take a picture, because that's what fifteen year olds do," he said, sticking his tongue out at Regulus before frowning. "Why the hell would you get drunk for their wedding and Dad's birth? That's just weird."
"Mate, I have Weasley blood. I don't get drunk," he said, laughing.