James settled against Sirius, smiling. "Yes, you can dry my tears later if you want to make it up to me. Or you can fuck me... suck me... so many possibilities, don't let me narrow your choices by any means. This is really why I'm not expandable. Then you'd have to find someone else to fuck," he finished sticking his tongue out at Sirius, knowing that Regulus would be utter disgusted by the entire display.
"Please, don't send Kreacher if you have to. Send Dolan. He'll actually get me out, if I needed help," he said, laughing. However when he saw Remus sit next to Regulus, his smile softened, although he didn't mention how cute they both looked together.
"Remus, why are you still trying to argue that? You went on and on and on. Tell him, Sirius. He should start with the important stuff so we don't have to listen to the rest." He grinned. "So do you want to party? Because that was the important thing, and he left it for the end."