James sat on top of Sirius, kissing him. "Sure, now that we've discussed a divorce, you won't look for me. I'm so sad and heart broken," he said, before kissing Sirius a second time.
He snorted at Regulus. "Sorry, mate, but you're not so lucky. Someone has to teach you how to act your age, and the infamous Marauders are too coward to do it, so I'll have to stick around for a while."
He flipped two fingers at Remus. "I am not expendable and I also know how to get myself out of a library, thank you very much, and next time you wan to read something, I'll let you pick the book up and see if you die."