"Hm," Al peered at the quote in question. "It could have been made up on the spot with the assistance of looking-glass, ouija board, old editions of Quibbler, a bottle of firewhisky, and a thesaurus. Which is what most of their unnamed 'trusted sources' turn out to be. Though this one does provide suspiciously detailed descriptions..."
Al turned until he faced Severus, looking down at him. "Are you suggesting that my newspaper just quoted the individual who stole my diagnosis?"