Their submission stack for the sent-in unpaid social announcements outweighs Encyclopedia Magica and is mostly used to barricade the door, but maybe they'll rethink their priorities and will get to publishing your announcement in a year, for the next April 1st Morning Edition.
Al
P.S. The Petrificus was a hypothetical question, but I can still ask Busfield after I leave the Owlery. He might already be in the office this morning.