I'm so relieved that you've both come to your senses about this as I always knew this marriage was doomed from the start. Anything started on the tangent of a curse cannot be made to last.
Jamie since you will now be in the need of a new home, I hope that you'll consider my home yours until you can find a new one. The Fidelius will of course have to be recast to exclude Sirius, but I'll send you a new note with the address. Mum has already prepared a large chocolate cake for you, nothing makes things better the way chocolate cake does.
We are all truly sorry for the mess you're in, but really this is all for the best and we're certain your aunt Audrey can speed things along to make the divorce immediate.
Love, Bill
[Set to be revealed two minutes after the letter has been read]Really? That's the best you can do?