"The museum, of course," Alastor replied with a smirk. "The portraits can be hexed."
For a moment, he just stared at the young man, picturing the look on not only the Minister's face, but Lucius Malfoy's as well, if Vaisey had loosed a few fireworks inside the manner. Then he burst out laughing. "No," he agreed, still chuckling. "That would be what we call a career killer right there. I doubt you'd have been able to so much as clean the floors with the house elves if you'd tried that."