Audrey/Al
"Why aren't you proud?" she asked. She'd never understand this boy, with his strange speech pattern and even more confusing thoughts.
"Yes, it's unhealthy, but only if you drink too much," she pointed out. "Are you saying that you've already drunk too much coffee? And decaf really isn't that good," she said. "I must be working at the Ministry for too long, but coffee is strictly black. I never consider adding anything."