James rolled his eyes. "That's exactly what I meant. I looked, but I never found How to perform illegal charms to illegally enchant flying motorbikes on the bookshelves or I would have had one already. Although that would be a wicked book, wouldn't it?" He smirked. "I assumed that you were brilliant and a nerd and came up with all of these spells because you never got laid."
He moved away, laughing, mostly trying to avoid getting hit. "Yeah, yeah, you wish. You never got laid as much as me." He moved closer again and closed his arms around Sirius. "You are brilliant, even if you are a nerd," he teased before kissing him.