If he thought Craig was losing his mind before then he was definitely sure now. "Why would you ever say such a thing?" he asked, cuffing him at the back of his head. "This is me we're talking about. I don't fall for people, Lori being the only exception so far."
"Besides, in case you missed it, Allison is engaged, a mother, and while I'd normally fuck anyone that good looking any day of the week that means something. Especially to her."
He groaned. "Not knowing her very well does not excuse saying she has a good head on her shoulders, that's such an insult. It's a pretty spectacular body that head is attached to. It shouldn't be ignored. Nor should her drinking habits. Also the phrase she has a good head on her shoulders should never be uttered about anyone ever as long as you're not a grandparent."