Re: Allison / James
"If they don't taste like alcohol, don't look like alcohol, then it's not good enough to drink." He liked his drinks to come straight from bottles not mixed with things. "I'll stick to my stuff."
James nodded. "That's it, and I'm too drunk for long Muggle words at the moment." He kissed her again, and held her close. "If I weren't married, I'd totally want to shag you," he whispered in her ear. "Is that happy enough? Come on, lets get you something else to drink. You'll be happy in no time." Hopefully he'd remember to talk to his dead soon enough. It was time to get the Obliviators involved and get Toby here, because the chances of Allison going home soon were remote at best. "After drinks, you need to find someone to dance who's not me, or Sirius. Stay away from married men."