"Knots," Al specified. "I let him once, and now he's better at it than I am."
He froze as the box jumped out of his hands and into Severus' and Severus glanced down and began scanning through the first page of the headline no one but Jamie was supposed to see...
"NO! Don't read that!" Al tried to grab it but he didn't reach quickly enough. "That's incorrect information. Er, I mean, it's correct information but unreliable." He drew his wand and fussed over the page to disillusion the charmed headline on the top copy of the Prophet.
"There. This is correct. Um, my first article is on page three," he offered, and continued dancing around Severus to try and liberate the remaining copies of the paper off his hands.