Re: Harry/James
"No, it really won't. I'm telling you." He cast a spell to make a mirror appear. Snape would hate to know just how useful his spells were for things other than Voldemort.
He checked his hair while he spoke. "Uncle George says that if I can burn it before it opens, I'm good, although it needs five meters of distance to be safe. I guess I can cast a babble around it if there are people. However, if the owlery burns them for me, I'm fine."
He ended the spell and turned around. "I'm not falling from any broom, although I can't guarantee anything when it comes to uncle Ron or Tommy boy."
He sat on the chair that his father had transformed. "He used the pocket watch, but nothing of importance. Really, we insulted each other for a while. He asked me if I was sad that he killed those people. I told him that he should be terrified now that Snape is there. He answered that I should be scared to hear his name, I called him Tommy Boy and told him that he's just a bastard with self esteem issue. I've had more interesting arguments with the 1st year Slytherins. He did mention how he'd torture and kill my lover, and when I didn't sound scared he said that he'd send a Dementor for the kiss. End of the discussion."