Regulus watched Severus lick his fingers and groaned. God, he needed to get laid. He'd just found another thing Severus and Remus had in common, they were both teases giving him a cases of blue balls. Of course, he also knew better than to say any of that.
"At least it will lessen the chance of us hexing students and teachers alike. I was at that grading party, and I think it's another word for happy hour. I can see Hagrid starting the tradition even though he wasn't a teacher."
He took a sip of the champagne. "Speaking of school, there's something fun I wanted to do. A duel to show the students the importance of what they do. Actually Remus wanted to show the importance of Defence and I wanted to show that the Dark Arts are very elegant. Would we get in trouble if it's a demonstration? I don't fancy ending up in Azkaban, and I promise not to kill him."