"You wound me Corner," Terry sad sadly, wiping a fake tear from his eye. "I can't believe you think I made a terrible girl. Kevin hit on me before he found out it was me. Then he hit on me again, which worked out for all parties involved." Oh, the simpler days. Sometimes he missed them.
"Oh, chocolate. That's a good idea. Honeyduke's finest for the little Wrenlet," he said, already plotting a way to win back her affection. She was the closest he'd ever come to a daughter, and he hated to think of her upset with him.
"Oh you're a funny man, Corner," Terry teased, though objectively Michael was very attractive. If you liked the quiet, studious type.