Al shrugged. "I'd rather tell the truth. Al-isms prevent the truth's comprehension, and therefore are to be omitted. I'd prefer not to let my personal opinion of the subject colour my assessment of it in my writing. Ergo, the only allowed Al-ism is a completely transparent one."
He grinned at the thought of himself hiding between the lines of his own words under the Invisibility Cloak. Anonymous Al, protector of truth, justice, and information. The idea appealed to him on more than one level.
Al squared his shoulders and stood up straighter, inspired by the image. "If my articles are doomed to be read with cereal and gossip, I can at least ensure that it's the cereal and not the gossip that is spat out as a reaction to reading them."