"Well we're The Quibbler. Bit different from the Prophet and you know what mum's like - All about freedom of speech and liberation for the masses," Sandy said, grinning as he thought of his mum. She was a lunatic and not on the same page as anybody else but great fun at the same time. "It wasn't an 'out there' article but I thought it was good and mum did too. I didn't tell her till after that edition was printed and sent out."
"Well, Skeeter did make her name for herself even though her writing is terrible. She appeals to the masses who want gossip with their cereal in the morning," he reasoned, able to see things from both sides. "But you'll do great, I'm sure. With time you'll be able to sneak your own style in and add Al-isms to every article."