"Oy, my house is big enough. No need to go dredging up dirt to make room for a room." He also needed to save his magic for important spells, the type that could kill people. "Of course, I could," he answered to the challenge. Now he'd have to just for the hell of it, before grinning. "When you put it like that, then we must."
James smiled. "Don't worry, they aren't catching me with a bloke anytime soon." He had no intention of coming out now or in the near future. "Can you just imagine the headlines if the caught me with Sirius. I'd never hear the end of it. No fake girlfriend with big tits, it is... not that I mind the big tits," he said with a shameless grin.
"Yes, he and I have this special connection. We're planning the wedding next," he said with a snort.
"Well, now, first we have to buy it, which we might be doing tomorrow, and then we would have to put charms which are illegal and since we both work for MLE, we would never. Then when this imaginary bike were done, we might consider letting other people take a spin."
James chuckled. "You certainly need to learn the rules." He understand the rest though all too well. You didn't get close, you didn't raise their hopes and you never got attached. It was the way to do things. "You'll figure it out, I'm sure. Besides, you really don't have to follow any rules. Whatever works for you two is fine."