James groaned at the line of questioning. This was so inappropriate that it made his skin crawl. There weren't enough adjectives to describe how disgusting it all was and he wasn't the shy type.
"Dad, stop it. Please. That's just... ewww." He thought that summed up his feelings on the matter pretty well. "Al, Dad wants to know the obvious, meaning do you want to have sex with Snape." If his father hadn't realised by now, maybe he should change job. "And Dad, he's of age, so it's really none of your business, unless you want to tease him about it, because that you can always do."
He shivered. "But for Merlin's balls, stop talking about any touching that Al may or may not be doing, or want to be doing."