James grinned when he saw the expression in Al's face. He didn't know that it was this simple to make him smile.
"No, I mean a very much alive headmaster." He knew that he should stop this, stop Albus from even going near Snape, but this was Hogwarts, and they could sneak into the school and do all sorts of things. He might even get into the schedule there, and meet Al, like the old times. "All right, but if he finds out that we're fucking around those books, we're both fucked. I hope you know that. Like banned for life and Dad locks in a room at Godric's Hallow fucked."
James snorted. "Sure, let me clean up this mess." He waved a hand and banished everything. Somewhere out there some hungry dogs would be very happy with him.