"Ever since I've read about it in one of Grandmother's cookbooks," Al beamed.
"Hm, so you want to keep track of the body parts," Al picked up the next piece of steak for exploding and stuck it in the jar. "Perhaps force-splinching him might work. Especially since people don't normally bother with anti-Apparation spells on themselves. On the contrary, in fact, they want to be able to Apparate out." He closed the jar lid methodically, and cast the exploding spell once more.
"But you'll have to make sure to scatter the Splinched body parts far enough so he won't reconnect himself back together but close enough so you can still find them. On the bright side," Al shook the jar that was slowly filling up with enough shredded meat for one hamburger. "There will be no blood."