Re: Al and the various Potters
"No, everyone speaks like normal people. You speak like a dictionary, because you don't spend enough time with people to know any colloquialism," he answered. "Getting laid and jerking off. Try the first, lay off on the second."
James glared at Albus. "One, I'm not snoring. Two, it's not Ben's concert. Three, you do that again, and I'm smacking you again." He really wished that he could sleep, but this was still the perfect opportunity for Voldemort and if he did show up, James needed to be awake.