"If you insist, although I haven't said anything." Regulus snorted. "I'm sure you went to great lengths to ensure their silence about your real and imaginary shags. I could keep tally and we weren't even speaking."
He probably should lie. It was something he did well when he wanted to, but instead he shook his head. "No, you don't. You stopped caring a long time ago, but that's something that we shouldn't be discussing here."
Regulus shrugged. "It's a portrait. Not our mother. I can be polite, but that's about it. I hope you don't start arguing with her. It's rather useless. It's not like she can evolve or change."