"I assure you that I have no idea," he answered, grinning. "You won't find out. I keep my relationships a lot more private than yours. The entire school knew when you shagged a girl." Of course, he had always wondered if they were all true. It was a wonder that Sirius had time to show up for classes. "And you love me... well probably not, but you should."
Regulus looked on, gobsmacked. This was more than he had expected. Sure, he could see that Sirius was smitten with James, but this was so much more. "I guess I'll have to be nice to your boyfriend now."
He smiled. "I was amazing, still am, and fine. I'll see you tomorrow at two at the house. It'll be... strange, both of us back at Grimmauld Place. I'll make sure to cover Mother's portrait. I hear she's very vocal about you, but I haven't had the pleasure to speak with her yet."