Re: Al and the various Potters
"First, why do you speak like a dictionary, and second, ewww," he said, resisting the urge to pull away, but debating whether he should crash Al's hand.
James leaned closer, even though with the privacy spell he really didn't have to. "I don't need to know how or if you jack off. Also, it's not a necessity. It hasn't been a necessity since I was thirteen, almost fourteen to be fair. It's called getting laid. It makes jerking off so very much not a necessity. You should try it."
He sat back, letting Al using his hand to play an imaginary instrument. In fact, it was sort of hypnotic. If Al continued for long, he could fall asleep.