"Oh Merlin, I am completely positive you are not allowed to say things like that to me on my birthday." Sirius said groaning, he did not need that sort of image running around in his head. "Besides you're what ... more than 10 years old than me now? That definitely makes you an old man."
He snorted at the look on Snape's face when he told him he could have his body. "I'd imagine there are a few who would disagree with you on that, but I think that holds true for most things."
Snape was right, this really was some sort of a record, he hadn't even felt the need to reach for his wand in the entire time he'd been talking to Snape yet. "Just imagine what the papers will say tomorrow when we both way away from this unharmed." He teased with a smirk.