Re: James and Teddy
"Oh Ben is like the Christmas elf. He actually enjoys it," he said, knowing that he wouldn't have the patience. He would have cast a few spells and watched the decorations get on the tree.
James snorted at the answer. "I'm shocked they haven't even complained that you're living with her without the sacred bond of marriage. I'm sure uncle Ron will throw a fit once he stops watching me like I'm about to die on him. You're just lucky that I almost died when you moved in with her," he said, laughing. "It's almost as good as telling people that you're shagging your dad's godfather." He looked at Teddy with a mischievous smile. "If you knock her up, you're on your own. I'm not almost dying again."