James rubbed his face with one hand and sighed. He buried his face against Sirius, because really Al had to be adopted. There was no other explanation. Letting out a breath he turned again.
"We want to work, because someone has to, and if we get to take Christams day off, then we can work on Christmas Eve and give someone the chance to be with their family," he said. "It's common decency."
He turned to Al. "Chrismakkuh is Christmas and Hanukkah at the same time, that's all you have to say, and no you can't combine shag and fuck in any way, and please, don't mention anything you haven't done. When you do have the orgy, then we can discuss made up terms."