"You can read your papers, then you can burn them, especially if our names are mentioned anywhere." Some days he wanted to watch the entire building burn down so there were no more newspapers.
James chuckled. "Right, and coitus is also not a word people use in normal conversation. The rest are." He heard noises from the living room, and Ben was singing random bits of Christmas songs. "I think the tree has arrived. "Come on, let's go decorate a real tree. If Ben is in a good mood, you have a better chance of keeping this here."