"When you put that up, you ask, and you don't surprise people," James said.
He took one of the music sheets and rolled it up, before hitting Al in the back of his head with it. "What were you thinking? This isn't a Christmas tree. A tree is green and pine, and it's got lights and pretty decoration, and it goes in the living room. This... this is good for cat litter. Really, Albus, do I have to tell you these things."