"I wasn't aware that you needed stroking." He answered with a smirk, "Perhaps you should have said something instead of leaving me to figure everything out all on my own." He smirked before he shook his head at Craig's assessment of their ages at that particular moment. "No you are five and I am at least fifteen." He smirked.
"It'll be too confusing if I start changing things now." He insisted - he'd been so careful with the names, and if he went and changed them now? It would be a mess, not to mention the sort of head games it would play on him to start calling James Jamie now. "Yes, Harry really should have been more original when he was naming his children and then we wouldn't be having these problems now."
"I'll remember that for next time." He nodded solemnly. "Instead of resorting to elaborate plans meant only to get you to spend time with me again."
He chuckled, far too amused by Craig tonight. "I don't know about that, Craig logic may be something that only works for Craig after all."