Sirius shook his head. "No no, the smack I gave you was in direct response to your insinuating that I don't have a pretty face, so we were even then - but then you went and slanted things in your direction when you smacked me again. So really I owe you another smack if you really believe in fair play." He told Craig, grinning at the way his logic had worked yet again in his favor.
"How could I ever forget my adoring fans?" He asked with a teasing smirk, when Craig rolled his eyes - it was entirely too brilliant knowing that you'd inspired someone to become animagi to just forget about it. He shook his head. "Please, I am the best dog in the world - you wouldn't need any other animals if you had me around." He snorted and poked at Craig again. "I'm sure there are plenty of blokes out there who would jump at this opportunity and you're just throwing it away."
"You mean your logic always makes perfect sense to you, the problem comes when you want other people to understand you." He chuckled.