"They did, just not as words." Craig told him, "When you smacked me across the back of the head that's when you were asking for me to smack you." Craig told him. "See even proves I'm the nice one, I believe in fair play." He gave Sirius his best innocent smile.
"Course not." Craig told him, rolling his eyes, "Did you forget which trio gave us the inspiration?" He then shook his head. "It doesn't work though, at the zoo I have hundreds to play with. With you I'd only have one. Major downgrade." Craig sighed, "No you'll have to find some other poor smhuck, I mean lucky bloke to babysit- look after you." Craig told him.
"Not me." Craig said, "My logic always makes perfect sense, just no one else seems o get it."