"I'll have faith for the both of us, then. You'll see that I'm right." He bit his lip, trying not to smile. "I got Sirius to admit that I'm always right." That might have been a little of an exaggeration, but Sirius had agreed with him most times. "You'll learn too."
He tilted his head. "I never thought I'd surpass the Marauders. I have so much to teach you." He gave Remus the wickest smile. "I've got more lovers than I can remember and they've never known about any of them. When they ask, I mention big tits and how they liked to call me Harry. People have stopped asking pretty soon." Not that it wasn't true, but deliver with the right tone people though he was joking with them, and retreated. "The moment you start giving those details, parents and uncles suddenly aren't that interested. It's really easy. I don't even have to lie."