"No, I'm not, and I'll consider it as a compliment and not tell them," he said with a grin. "Tanning, swimming, eating, sleeping. That's pretty much all that I've been doing." There had been shagging too, but it felt wrong to tell her, not because he was shy, but because before Sirius came around, he'd have more than one naughty thought about this woman. He wondered if she'd slap him if he asked about a threesome.
James laughed. "If it makes you feel better, no one is in the eye of the Minister unless you're related to her."
He shrugged. "We can always change the memories again, I suppose. We do work with your government, so that's also the possibility of going back. Really, talk to her, she can give you options, probably better than Dad. She's very...organized."