He slid down the couch and put an arm around Dylan's neck. "This is why you have me around. To remind you what an idiot you are. No really, think about it. Everyone has little family compared to me. Everyone else is the norm. We are not."
He planted a noisy kiss on Dylan's cheek. "I know you love them, but we're a bit crazy and very unorthodox. You don't have to come there if it's going to make you miserable. It's fine."
James laughed. "Now you sound like me, and I never went months without fucking. So still going for the man or a woman?"