Dylan looked at the papers, grinning as he tried to keep from laughing. "But you're not in a relationship or anything," he teased. "Or a romantic. Because these aren't the least big romantic. Nothing like what people go to for their honey moons," he teased.
"You didn't cheat us out of a wedding, did you?" he went on, because really this was too funny. "Craig and I had decided on a Quidditch theme, so it's highly unfair if you eloped?" He almost, almost, managed to keep a straight face, before laughing. Damn, he had no poker face to talk of.