"Oh, now you're just being easy. It's no fun if you run out a laundry list of names. And shut up. I can call him what I want, and it's not like I call him that to his face, but gods, aren't there enough Jameses around here? Besides, he's my grandfather, and he sort of... kidnapped me. We started out on the fourth level of wrong before he even knew who I was. So."
She folded her arms. "You just find me a boy to shag, and I'll send him right around back to you. Just because I'm old enough doesn't mean I need you tossing out possibles, and who says you know anything about boyfriends anyway? You don't have one."